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Harald Tribune vom 13.2.08
One day Ima go to Napples in Florida, to a bigga hotel.
I go down to swim in pool and eat soma breakfast.
I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss.
I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss on my plate.
She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma dinner at Hooters* (www.hootersflorida.com) restaurant,
the waitress bringa me a spoon, and knife, but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everbody wanna fock.
I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed.
I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet.
So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed.
He say you better no sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the man ana he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you.
I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch... So I go to Miami, but Mami not there.
But the waiter said Harry up, and so I had to go back to Italy...
...to be continued
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